Mother-3Wess

So I disappear for awhile...and I come back too see a war about to take place. COME, ON! Is it so ridiculous to simply live in peace? There's something you kids could learn about these days.

Uh..oh. Pardon me, I'm Wess. They call me Old Man Wess, but I ain't old! And I'm not balding either, Mapson! I'm the father of Duster, not that you'd recognize it. He's a moron. Even so, me and him are the Thieves of Justice. That's right.

Also, Duster, you better get to practicing that "dance" I taught you! And everything else too.

(( So yeah. I'm the new Wess. ))

Yes, erm, hi. I'm Wess. People call me Old Man Wess, but I have absolutly no understanding of why that is.
Hmm... Well... People say I'm a bit harsh to my son. Just because I call him a moron all the time, doesn't mean I'm being harsh. Because he IS a moron. Good for nothing cheese lover...


((Main account: I know, you'd think I'd be Duster, right? -SHOT-

Part of:

YES, THIS IS THE SAME WESS AS THE OTHER ONE. I MADE THIS NEW ACCOUNT BECAUSE I'M AN ASS AT REMEMBERING PASSWORDS.))